“My wife found out I named our daughter after a porn game”

1 – 2009/08/05 11:42:07.29 ID:Gv0Doadv0
I came home from work yesterday to find a porn-game box I had hidden placed on top of the keyboard.

Kana: Little Sister

I tried to talk my way out of it at first, but my wife’s decided that I got the name from this game, and it’s pretty much the truth anyway, so I couldn’t. I tried to emphasize how nice a girl Kana is, but that didn’t work either. I’ve got both my and the wife’s parents coming to a family conference after I get home today.

20 – 2009/08/05 11:45:45.93 ID:dNaLV1HeO
Uh, Kana dies, doesn’t she?
That’s creepy, so at least make it Saya or something

29 – 2009/08/05 11:46:58.86 ID:Gv0Doadv0
Once I found out she was gonna be a girl, I had no choice in my mind but Kana.

36 – 2009/08/05 11:49:16.57 ID:uadBUOR80
You know they’re gonna have her write about where her name came from sometime or other during elementary school. Are you gonna tell her the truth then?

48 – 2009/08/05 11:51:41.54 ID:Gv0Doadv0
I’ll tell her that it came from Canaan because I wanted peace in the Middle East.

39 – 2009/08/05 11:50:16.73 ID:Cq6BhfVd0
There’s been a name I’ve had in my mind for a daughter for ages now. Can you guess what it is?

It’s Haruhi.

I couldn’t do it in the end, though. I’m jealous of >>1′s bravery.

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