My brother drank my “tea” (urine) and went to the hospital

My brother drank my “tea” (urine) and went to the hospital

>>3
I don’t play MMOs, it’s just a pain in the ass to go to the bathroom so I do it in an empty plastic bottle of tea. My brother came into my room to use the computer and drank it without knowing

7 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:50:37.87 ID:1QDoMXIl0
Gimme the specs on your brother

>>7
15 years old, normal guy

Must be in pretty bad shape now though

9 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:53:47.72 ID:3qcZhanrO
Damn, I never thought I’d run into a real-life bottler
12 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:54:55.04 ID:S0rbecsN0
What the hell is wrong with your body if drinking your piss sends someone to the hospital?

And what do you mean “from a while ago”? You keep a bottle of month-old piss on your desk?

10 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:54:14.53 ID:sLQLH4sq0
Wouldn’t he notice the moment it went in his mouth?

15 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:57:04.16 ID:SGtUb/6/0
I don’t know, he just sort of took a swig while staring at the screen

17 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 18:57:40.94 ID:3jysN5yG0
Don’t you have a bathroom?

18 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:01:49.43 ID:SGtUb/6/0
We do, but if you got a plastic bottle around, you always wanna try it, don’t you? It’s like an instinctual thing

20 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:03:48.16 ID:BvlCPCHn0
How old are you?

>>20
21. I don’t play MMOs.

21 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:04:55.43 ID:Im6XAtTS0
I’ve always kind of wondered how nobody ever spills any. The hole’s so small!

22 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:06:43.77 ID:S0rbecsN0
>>21
People talk about putting the end of it in there, but there’s no way that works

23 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:07:21.87 ID:SGtUb/6/0
I see our car, he’s back

25 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:11:55.67 ID:SGtUb/6/0
My brother can’t stop heaving in the living room

I wish he’d stop screwing with me, he’s making me sick too

26 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:12:11.52 ID:3KKdDoMFO
You told him the truth?

>>26
I haven’t given my mom the whole story yet. She’s probably calling my dad right now so I’ll tell her later.

31 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:14:32.89 ID:SGtUb/6/0
You think I should throw it out?

I’m getting kind of emabarrassed about it

35 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:17:16.57 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
>>31
You still have it?!!

47 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:21:21.54 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
It’s not like he collapsed or anything, is it?

>>47
He looked all pale and started covering his mouth with his eyes watering. My mom got worried so she took him off.

52 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:23:15.18 ID:MYpIzuCm0
I guess that makes sense, but why piss in a bottle…? How far is it from the bathroom?

>>52
Right outside my room, I guess. But christ, you’d think he’d at least ask if he could drink it first. He’s got no common sense. I’m embarrassed to be his brother.

54 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:23:25.22 ID:vw2XuO7VO
If he spat it all out, does that mean your screen’s got piss all over it now?

>>54
Like, he swallowed it, so he only sprayed the saliva and remaining piss in his mouth

56 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:27:41.99 ID:1b1iv1hGO
Being completely serious here, if someone said to me “That tea you’re drinking there is actually piss,” I think I’d kill myself

57 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:27:56.87 ID:MYpIzuCm0
I guess it’s his fault for touching your stuff without permission, but you’re kind of weird if the bathroom is too far away for you.

58 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:28:09.66 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
Well if he’s back then I guess it’s no big deal. But what did they tell the hospital? “I accidentally drank my brother’s piss”?

59 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:29:05.62 ID:SGtUb/6/0
Oh wait!

I still haven’t told him it was my piss!!

I’m gonna go tell him. I’d feel bad for him otherwise

60 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:29:44.91 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
Dude, it’s over if you tell him

67 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:34:38.48 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
Family conference!

66 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:34:12.46 ID:BkTGQHS10
Piss doesn’t have any bacteria in it, so he shouldn’t have any problem

83 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:43:59.05 ID:h/gQedFoO
>>66
Don’t you understand why people think piss is dirty?

It’s cleaner than water right after you piss it out, but it’s way easier for bacteria to thrive in it than in water

69 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:35:30.17 ID:SGtUb/6/0

Oh, man, he was angry…

I opened the living room door and it looked like he felt a lot better.

Brother: “What was that? Old tea?”

Me: “Piss. sorry”

Brother/Mom: “What?

Me: “Sorry. It was my piss. Sorry.”

Both of them fell silent. Maybe I shouldn’t have come back here.

71 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:37:35.26 ID:Jk6WqlAlO
Why did you confess?!

81 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:43:40.98 ID:SGtUb/6/0

I don’t get why I’m the bad guy here

If you’ve got an empty plastic bottle, you can piss anywhere!

When you think about how much water gets used up per flush, I’m being good for the environment!

And I mean my brother didn’t even bother to ask before drinking it

93 ：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2009/06/08(月) 19:53:19.22 ID:Q/HX0mhp0
Wow, we went from piss to the Earth’s environment